Post by bassbuzzer on Jan 28, 2009 10:30:18 GMT -6
>> > CURSO DE INGLES DE EMERGENCIA * (emergency english course!!)
>> >
>> > Si tiene que viajar de emergencia a los Estados Unidos y no
>> >Tienes tiempo para aprender ingles, léa esto, lo puede salvar en
>> >un momento de necesidad: (if u have to travel to the states or
>>canada, y u have'nt had the time to learn english; read this and
>>u'll save urself there)
>> >
>> >1. Si quiere una COCA COLA diga GUIMI A COUC.
>>
>> >2. Si quiere un cafe y una dona diga COFI AN DONUT.
>>
>> >3. Si quiere unos huevos con jamon diga JAM AN EGS.
>>
>> >4. Si se agarra un dedo con la puerta del Taxi diga FOC.
>>
>> >5. Si algo le parece muy costoso diga FOC.
>>
>> >6. Si se cae en el metro diga FOC.
>>
>> >7. Si lo asaltan en el Bronx diga FOC.
>>
>> >8. Si se encuentra con una mujer de esas de película diga DU YU WANA
FOC?
>>
>> >9. Si alguien le grita algo que contenga FOC responda FOQ IU
>>
>> >10.Si pierde el pasaporte, detenga un policia y diga AI LOST MAI FOQUIN
PEIPERS.
>>
>> > 11.Si se pierde en la ciudad, grite AI AM FOQUIN LOST.
>>
>> >12.Cuando se refiera a un tercero diga DE FOQUIN GAI OVER-DER.
>>
>> >13.Si quiere acostarse con una morenota dígale AI UANA FOC WIZ YU.
>>
>> >14.Si quiere acostarse con una rubia dígale JALOU, CAN AI FOQUIU?.
>>
>> >15.Si no sabe donde tomar un Taxi diga JAO TU GET A FOQUIN CAB?.
>>
>> >16.Si esta muy enojado *NO diga REFOC** *, solo diga FOC varias
veces(FOC, FOC, FOC,...)
>>
>> >17.Si le quieren tomar el pelo pregunte AR YU FOQUIN MI?.
>>
>> >18.Y si estas instrucciones no le sirven de mucho...." *Uat da foc YU
uant?"
>>
SPANISH FOR ENGLISH SPOKEN (for u to learn spanish)
>>
>> >There's always something to learn, many times you need to say some
phrases in Spanish, but you don't know
how to say it, don't worry, your problems just finished, if your are a
gringo or a canadian or wherever....
and you don't know a word in Spanish, we'll help you learning.
For an instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try to
pronounce like u usually do and you're gonna
see how easy is speak in Spanish.
>>
>>
>> > 1. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner
>>
>> >2. N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair
>>
>> >3. Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man
>>
>> >4. Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John is a
chickenshit.
>>
>> >5. S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad.
>>
>> >6. Lost trap it toss = los trapitos = the little rags
>>
>> >7. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
>>
>> >8. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
>>
>> >9. The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando
= stop bugging me.
>>
>> >10.See eye = si hay = yes we have
>>
>> >11. T N S free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?
>>
>> >12. T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an
erection.
>>
>> >13 Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going
to insert it in you ..
>>
After this u are very welcome to Mexico!!!! and i'll see u in canada!!!
>> >
>> > Si tiene que viajar de emergencia a los Estados Unidos y no
>> >Tienes tiempo para aprender ingles, léa esto, lo puede salvar en
>> >un momento de necesidad: (if u have to travel to the states or
>>canada, y u have'nt had the time to learn english; read this and
>>u'll save urself there)
>> >
>> >1. Si quiere una COCA COLA diga GUIMI A COUC.
>>
>> >2. Si quiere un cafe y una dona diga COFI AN DONUT.
>>
>> >3. Si quiere unos huevos con jamon diga JAM AN EGS.
>>
>> >4. Si se agarra un dedo con la puerta del Taxi diga FOC.
>>
>> >5. Si algo le parece muy costoso diga FOC.
>>
>> >6. Si se cae en el metro diga FOC.
>>
>> >7. Si lo asaltan en el Bronx diga FOC.
>>
>> >8. Si se encuentra con una mujer de esas de película diga DU YU WANA
FOC?
>>
>> >9. Si alguien le grita algo que contenga FOC responda FOQ IU
>>
>> >10.Si pierde el pasaporte, detenga un policia y diga AI LOST MAI FOQUIN
PEIPERS.
>>
>> > 11.Si se pierde en la ciudad, grite AI AM FOQUIN LOST.
>>
>> >12.Cuando se refiera a un tercero diga DE FOQUIN GAI OVER-DER.
>>
>> >13.Si quiere acostarse con una morenota dígale AI UANA FOC WIZ YU.
>>
>> >14.Si quiere acostarse con una rubia dígale JALOU, CAN AI FOQUIU?.
>>
>> >15.Si no sabe donde tomar un Taxi diga JAO TU GET A FOQUIN CAB?.
>>
>> >16.Si esta muy enojado *NO diga REFOC** *, solo diga FOC varias
veces(FOC, FOC, FOC,...)
>>
>> >17.Si le quieren tomar el pelo pregunte AR YU FOQUIN MI?.
>>
>> >18.Y si estas instrucciones no le sirven de mucho...." *Uat da foc YU
uant?"
>>
SPANISH FOR ENGLISH SPOKEN (for u to learn spanish)
>>
>> >There's always something to learn, many times you need to say some
phrases in Spanish, but you don't know
how to say it, don't worry, your problems just finished, if your are a
gringo or a canadian or wherever....
and you don't know a word in Spanish, we'll help you learning.
For an instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try to
pronounce like u usually do and you're gonna
see how easy is speak in Spanish.
>>
>>
>> > 1. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner
>>
>> >2. N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair
>>
>> >3. Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man
>>
>> >4. Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John is a
chickenshit.
>>
>> >5. S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad.
>>
>> >6. Lost trap it toss = los trapitos = the little rags
>>
>> >7. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
>>
>> >8. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
>>
>> >9. The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando
= stop bugging me.
>>
>> >10.See eye = si hay = yes we have
>>
>> >11. T N S free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?
>>
>> >12. T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an
erection.
>>
>> >13 Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going
to insert it in you ..
>>
After this u are very welcome to Mexico!!!! and i'll see u in canada!!!